WYATT PURP! Town of Penelope LEGAL CANNABIS, NATURAL Farm-Bill Compliant Hemp THC From Cannabis Sativa L. AVAILABLE TO SHIP, NOW, to Town of Penelope by Wyatt Purp of Dallas/DFW, Texas!
Nestled between the vibrant growth of Waco and the historic tranquility of Hillsboro, Penelope embodies the enduring spirit of Texas. Your town, located in Hill County, is part of a larger landscape that includes areas like Hubbard, West, and Abbott, all contributing to the unique tapestry of Central Texas life. We believe that residents here, from the hardworking farmers to families enjoying the peace of rural living, deserve access to the highest quality, federally compliant natural cannabis products, just as much as those in the bustling urban centers. It’s about bringing the “flower of life,” as we call it, to every corner of our great state, ensuring that even in places steeped in tradition, the benefits of modern, natural wellness are within reach.
At Wyatt Purp, our foundation is built on an extraordinary vision. Our founder, Wyatt Larew, embarked on a profound personal journey after a near-death experience in 2019. During a life-saving kidney transplant, a moment of profound spiritual clarity reshaped his life’s purpose: to democratize access to the cannabis plant, which he regards as a spiritual, powerful entity—the “flower of life.” He firmly believes that humans were intelligently designed to utilize cannabis, emphasizing that “every mammal has an endocannabinoid system,” intrinsically linked to our central nervous system and immune system. This deeply personal and spiritual philosophy guides our every endeavor.
We are not just another cannabis company; we are pioneers operating at the forefront of the industry with Texas Hemp License #413. This crucial license positions us as a fully compliant producer, processor, manufacturer, transporter, and distributor of cannabis sativa L products. This means that from the moment our plants are cultivated to the point they reach your hands, every step adheres strictly to state and federal regulations, particularly “The 0.3% Delta-9 THC Law / Farm-Bill Act.” This meticulous adherence to the law makes our products not only compliant in the U.S. but also legal in many countries worldwide, marking us as “one of the first truly international cannabis companies.” This commitment to compliance, down to ensuring our products meet the definitions under the Controlled Substances Act, has even opened doors to the traditional banking system and international commerce—a significant breakthrough for a cannabis company.
What truly sets us apart is our revolutionary processing technology. Wyatt Larew discovered and perfected a groundbreaking method to convert “mother liquor,” a waste byproduct from CBD isolate production, into natural Delta-9 THC. This isn’t just an innovation; it’s what Wyatt calls “the greatest up-cycle in human history.” Historically, this mother liquor was considered trash, with facilities even paying to have it hauled away. Now, through Wyatt’s ingenuity, we can isolate natural THC at an incredibly efficient scale. This “multi-billion dollar technology” allows us to produce 90% distillate from this previously discarded material, creating more potent and effective products while simultaneously solving a significant environmental waste problem within the hemp industry. This stands in stark contrast to synthetic cannabis manufacturers, whom we actively challenge, as their lab-derived THCs often lack regulation and unknown long-term effects. We believe in natural solutions, not lab-engineered alternatives.
Our dedication to natural cannabis extends to public advocacy. Wyatt Larew is a vocal critic of synthetic cannabinoids, frequently highlighting the unregulated nature of their production and the potential long-term health risks. He has shared his insights and journey on platforms like the influential Cannabinoid Connect podcast, emphasizing the importance of natural cannabis as a mission, not just a choice. Our stance is clear: manufacturing a drug like synthetic delta-8 or delta-9 aims to replicate or mimic marijuana, which raises concerns about intent and regulation. We champion the inherent purity and efficacy of naturally derived cannabinoids.
This commitment to natural excellence and regulatory adherence has established Wyatt Purp as an authority in the field. Wyatt Larew frequently serves as an expert witness in high-stakes legal battles within the cannabis industry, providing crucial technical knowledge on processing, extraction, and the critical distinctions between natural and synthetic cannabinoids. His profound understanding and unwavering integrity have made him an indispensable voice in shaping the future of hemp innovation, even in the face of attempts to suppress his testimony.
Beyond our products and technology, we are deeply invested in advocating for sensible cannabis policy. We actively oppose blanket hemp product bans, advocating instead for thoughtful regulation over prohibition, mirroring Governor Abbott’s call for structured oversight. We practice what we preach, implementing self-regulation like 21+ age verification and secured product storage. We also critically observe government tendencies to monopolize the cannabis industry, believing that the “delta 8 and hemp thing in Texas was just a soft release of cannabis to get the people here to accept it,” ultimately aiming to restrict access through exclusive licenses. Our work on platforms like LinkedIn reinforces our commitment to comprehensive cannabis reform that benefits all, not just a select few.
Our global vision, built on our Controlled Substances Act compliance, has allowed us unprecedented access to international banking and commerce, truly making us “one of the first truly international cannabis companies.” This means our products are designed not just for Texas, but for a global market, ensuring that our high standards of quality and legality are recognized far and wide.
At Wyatt Purp, our comprehensive business model covers every aspect of the cannabis supply chain. For consumers, our product lines include:
- THCa Flower & THCa Pre-Rolls: Featuring premium strains like the iconic Blue Dream, the luxurious Lemon Cherry Gelato, the decadent Wedding Cake, the legendary OG Kush, and the innovative Gelato 41. We also offer other popular choices such as Permanent Marker, the diverse Runtz Series (including Big Apple Runtz, Grape Soda Runtz, Neon Runtz, Rollie Runtz, Super Runtz, and Vice Runtz), the classic Girl Scout Cookies (GSC), the energizing Sour Diesel, and the emerging favorite RS-11. For those who appreciate the classics, we have Northern Lights, Trainwreck, the pop culture sensation Pineapple Express, the psychedelic heritage of Purple Haze, the European classic White Widow, the authentic landrace Hindu Kush, the pure African sativa Durban Poison, the high-energy Green Crack, the authentic fruit innovation of Strawberry Cough, and the foundational Afghan. Our exotic and designer collection includes the nostalgic Cereal Milk, the luxurious Ice Cream Cake, the bakery-inspired Apple Fritter, the whimsical Candyland, the celebrity collaboration Gary Payton, the potent Gas Mask, the high-octane Jet Fuel, the tropical paradise of Papaya Power, the multi-fruit explosion of Tropical Burst, the exotic fruit perfection of Mango Fruz, the revolutionary savory profile of GMO (Garlic, Mushroom, Onion), the extraterrestrial excellence of MAC (Miracle Alien Cookies), and the dance-inspired relaxation of Do Si Do. We also offer other exciting in-stock strains like Alien, Baccio, Cherry Gas, Lazer Fuel, Vice Runtz, Dantes Inferno, Blue Candy, Animal Jack, Grape Candy Runtz, Mermaid Tailz, Super Boof, and the legendary Acapulco Gold (full size and smalls), Cherry Trop, and Apricot Scone, all rigorously tested for compliance. Our THCa Diamonds are 99.92% pure.
- Delta-9 THC Edibles & Gummies: Our award-winning formulations include our 350mg high-potency Cannabis Krispy THC Cereal Bars in Coco, Rainbow Fruity, and Cinnamon flavors, all made with our exclusive natural D9 Distillate. We also have our high-potency THC + CBD Gummy Collection with a perfect 1:1 ratio—10mg Delta-9 THC and 10mg CBD per gummy—in a variety of delicious flavors like Watermelon, Strawberry, Blueberry Lemonade, Cherry Pineapple, Fruit Punch, Lemonade, Mixed Berry, and Assorted Packs, all made with our vegan all-natural formula.
- THC Syrups & Drinks: Our Delta 9 THC HD9 Nano Syrup Shots are incredibly fast-acting, specifically designed to bypass the traditional metabolic pathways and cross the blood-brain barrier within 7 minutes, offering an experience closer to smoking. These professional-grade products, like Blue Raspberry, Strawberry, Watermelon, Mango, Lemonade, Fruit Punch, and Lemon Lime, are incredibly potent and should be consumed with caution.
For our business partners, we offer comprehensive B2B services, understanding the diverse needs of the cannabis market in Texas and beyond. Whether you’re in Penelope, Waco, Dallas, or anywhere in Texas, we are here to support your growth. Our wholesale manufacturing capabilities, backed by Texas Hemp License #413, cover everything from bulk THCa flower and concentrates (including THCa Diamonds, Live Resin, Rosin, and our revolutionary 90% Distillate from mother liquor) to edibles manufacturing. We provide full-scale private label solutions, allowing businesses to leverage our award-winning recipes and cutting-edge technology under their own brand. With our proven track record of success in over 100 Dallas-area shops and partnerships with major retailers like Planet K, we offer a robust distribution network and unparalleled expertise. We are equally committed to establishing partnerships with medical facilities, providing medical-grade products, educational support, and custom formulations to serve patients across the state.
Our social mission, passionately articulated by co-founder Dustin Ragon, is to “spread this medicine as far and wide as possible and get access to as many people as possible no matter what your income level is.” We are committed to making natural, safe cannabis options accessible, breaking down cost barriers. Our customer loyalty program, where every dollar spent earns a point towards significant discounts, reflects this commitment.
We also believe in environmental stewardship. Wyatt Larew actively advocates against practices that could lead to land contamination, reminding us that “the land we grow cannabis on is all we have left that hasn’t been poisoned on purpose.” Our patented up-cycling technology, transforming waste into valuable products, is a testament to our commitment to sustainability and solving real-world environmental problems.
When you choose Wyatt Purp, you’re not just purchasing a product; you’re joining a movement. You’re aligning with a company that prioritizes scientific accuracy, peer-reviewed research, and unparalleled quality. We rigorously test all our products in state-approved laboratories, providing Certificates of Analysis (COAs) for every batch, ensuring compliance with federal and state laws. Our products are made in GMP-certified facilities, guaranteeing the highest manufacturing standards. While our products comply with federal law (containing no more than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight), we always encourage our customers in Penelope and across Hill County to be aware of and comply with their local and state regulations.
We do want to be clear about a few things for your safety and compliance. Our products are intended for adult use only. You must be 21 years or older to purchase our THC products (18+ for CBD products). While federally compliant, these products may be intoxicating, so please do not drive or operate machinery after consumption. Keep them away from children and pets, and if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, please consult your doctor before using. It’s also important to note that our products will cause a positive drug test.
While our same-day delivery service currently focuses on the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex area, covering a 60-mile radius from Bedford, TX – reaching vibrant communities like Dallas, Fort Worth, Southlake, Denton, Plano, and beyond – we are constantly exploring ways to bring our premium products closer to you in places like Penelope. For now, we invite you to explore our offerings online at wyattpurp.com. You can reach us at (888) 420-HEMP or by email at support@wyattpurp.com. Additionally, if you find yourself up north, our flagship dispensary is located at 700 West Hickory Street, Denton, TX 76201, where our knowledgeable staff is ready to assist you seven days a week.
Our journey at Wyatt Purp is truly more than a business venture; it is the culmination of a spiritual mission, a technological revolution, and an unwavering crusade for natural wellness. From a profound personal experience that revealed a divine purpose to pioneering legal pathways in the heart of Texas, Wyatt Purp was forged in resilience and is fueled by an unwavering commitment to the plant. We are the architects of a new cannabis paradigm—one that is natural, accessible, sustainable, and legally sound. We look forward to building a lasting connection with the community of Penelope and all our neighbors across Hill County, helping to bring the transformative power of natural cannabis to as many people as possible. Together, let’s change the world, one natural product at a time.