WYATT PURP! Uhland Farm-Bill Compliant Legal Hemp Cannabis AVAILABLE, NOW, IN Uhland: NON-SYNTHETIC & ALL NATURAL THCa & Delta-9 THC Collection! Welcome, Uhland! 21 and Older, ONLY.
Uhland, with its roots stretching back to the early 20th century, has always been a place of resilience and steady progress. From its agricultural heritage, contributing to the rich tapestry of Texas farmlands, to its current position as a growing residential hub, Uhland understands the importance of natural foundations and sustainable development. Just as the hardworking families of Uhland have cultivated the land for generations, we at Wyatt Purp are dedicated to cultivating the highest quality natural cannabis, free from the synthetic additives that have unfortunately infiltrated parts of the industry. We understand that residents of Uhland, like all Texans, value authenticity, quality, and community, and those are precisely the principles that guide every aspect of our operations.
Our founder, Wyatt Larew, embodies the Texas spirit of perseverance and innovation. His personal journey, marked by a near-death experience in 2019, transformed his life’s purpose and ignited a spiritual mission to share the profound benefits of cannabis with the world. During a harrowing encounter with supraventricular tachycardia during dialysis, where his heart rate soared to 285 beats per minute, Wyatt experienced a divine revelation. He describes seeing the afterlife and receiving clear guidance that redirected his path, affirming his belief that cannabis is not merely a plant, but a spiritual entity—”the flower of life,” deeply intertwined with human existence. “Every mammal has an endocannabinoid system,” Wyatt explains. “Whether you’ve ever used cannabis or not, you have it in your DNA. It controls your central nervous system and immune system. It’s part of what makes a Homosapien.” This profound understanding drives our commitment to providing natural, uncontaminated cannabis, ensuring that the people of Uhland and beyond can experience this incredible plant as nature intended.
This deep spiritual conviction, born from a life-altering event, laid the groundwork for Wyatt Purp’s foundation in 2020. Alongside his longtime friend and co-founder, Dustin Ragon, who brings over 25 years of combined experience in the cannabis industry, Wyatt set out to create a company that would not only produce exceptional cannabis products but would also revolutionize the industry itself. Operating under Texas Hemp Producer License #413, Wyatt Purp is officially recognized as a fully compliant Producer, Processor, Manufacturer, Transporter, and Distributor. This comprehensive licensing demonstrates our unwavering commitment to operating within the strict legal framework of Texas, ensuring that every product reaching the homes and businesses of Uhland is produced with the highest standards of legality and safety.
The name “Wyatt Purp” itself is a testament to our blend of innovation and heritage. It cleverly combines our unique cannabis oil, which develops a distinct purple hue upon oxidation, with a tribute to the legendary lawman Wyatt Earp. This dual meaning symbolizes our commitment to bringing law and order to the often-unregulated cannabis industry through unparalleled compliance and unwavering quality. For us, like the steadfast spirit found in Uhland, integrity is paramount.
Our commitment to legal compliance is a cornerstone of our operations. Upon receiving Texas hemp producer license No. 413 in 2020, Wyatt Larew meticulously aligned Wyatt Purp’s practices with state regulations. Initially considering the manufacture of delta-8 and synthetic isomers, he pivoted course after crucial consultations with the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS). This early intentional shift underscores our dedication to natural products and adherence to regulatory guidance, a philosophy we believe aligns with the honest, straightforward nature of communities like Uhland.
We are proud to be 100% DSHS and DEA-compliant, operating strictly within The 0.3% Delta-9 THC Law / Farm-Bill Act. This means our Cannabis Sativa L products are not only compliant with US regulations but are also legal in many countries worldwide, a testament to our meticulous adherence to international standards. This achievement has positioned Wyatt Purp as “one of the first truly international cannabis companies,” demonstrating our leadership in global compliance. Wyatt further elaborates on the significance of this compliance: “It meets the definitions under the Controlled Substances Act, which allowed me access to the banking system and international commerce.” This breakthrough, enabling legitimate banking and global trade, highlights our innovative approach to navigating complex regulatory landscapes, benefiting not just our business but setting new standards for the entire industry.
What truly sets Wyatt Purp apart and makes us a revolutionary force in cannabis is our groundbreaking processing technology. Wyatt Larew dramatically transformed the industry by discovering how to convert mother liquor—a byproduct waste from CBD isolate production—into natural Delta-9 THC. “Every single person who makes CBD isolate has a byproduct of waste called mother liquor, and they throw it away,” Wyatt explains. “I took their waste and turned it into natural THC. I found a way to isolate THC for $50 for 1 million milligrams… When I started this, it was considered trash, and facilities would pay you to just haul off their waste. Now, they sell it. I completely changed the whole industry.” This isn’t just an economic innovation; it’s an environmental triumph, converting what was once a pollutant into valuable medicine. This “multi-billion dollar technology,” as Larew calls it, has the potential to reshape not just the cannabis sector but contribute to sustainable practices across various industries. However, this revolutionary, cost-effective method has largely been ignored by large corporations, who, according to Wyatt, “want to keep their monopoly [on synthetic THC], and they don’t want to produce quality products at a lower price.” Our commitment to affordable, high-quality natural cannabis stands in stark contrast to this corporate approach, echoing the common-sense values often found in communities like Uhland.
The innovation doesn’t stop there. We perfected the production of 90% distillate from mother liquor waste, yielding stronger, more effective products while simultaneously solving significant environmental waste issues in hemp processing. This dual benefit of superior product quality and environmental stewardship underscores our holistic approach to business—one that aligns with the growing appreciation for sustainability and responsible practices across Texas and nationwide.
Our advocacy extends to leading the natural cannabis movement. Wyatt Larew has become a prominent critic of synthetic cannabis, unequivocally stating that users of lab-derived THCs “may as well be lab rats.” He warns that “few, if any, regulations guide how they are made, and no one really knows the long-term effects of ingesting them.” This urgent message about public health and unregulated substances is particularly relevant in areas where consumers might be less informed about the origins of their cannabis products. We believe the residents of Uhland deserve to know the truth behind what they are consuming. Wyatt highlights the legal and ethical dangers: “When you manufacture a drug, whether it’s delta 9 or delta 8 or any other synthetic isomer, you’re manufacturing a drug that replicates or is just like marijuana, and the intent behind that is that you manufactured a schedule 1 drug.” Our stance is clear: natural is not just a choice, but a critical mission for public well-being.
Wyatt’s commitment to education is evident through his appearance on the influential Cannabinoid Connect podcast (#400: “Defying the Trend: Wyatt Purp’s Quest for Natural Cannabis & Battle Against Synthetics”). Here, he shared his incredible journey and educated a broad audience on “the challenges of fighting synthetic THC and why natural is not just a choice but a mission.” This reflects our dedication to transparency and consumer empowerment.
Wyatt Larew’s unparalleled expertise has also positioned him as a crucial expert witness in major cannabis industry legal battles, including the high-profile Sweet Sensi vs. CENTEX CBD case, which involved complex issues of trade secrets and intellectual property. His testimony was so impactful that opposing counsel attempted to prevent him from testifying, leading to direct court sanctions against the attorney. The court unequivocally ruled that such attempts violated Texas Disciplinary Rule 4.02(b), thereby protecting Wyatt’s right to provide expert testimony. This legal affirmation solidifies Wyatt Purp’s standing as an authoritative and indispensable voice in the ongoing discourse around cannabis law and innovation within Texas and across the nation.
Beyond the courtroom, Wyatt engages in active political advocacy. He staunchly opposes blanket hemp product bans, advocating instead for regulation over prohibition—a common-sense approach that we believe resonates with many citizens in Caldwell County and across Texas who seek safe, controlled access. As CEO of Wyatt Purp, he supports Governor Abbott’s call for sensible regulation, highlighting our business’s proactive self-regulation practices, including mandatory 21+ age verification and secured product storage. This responsible approach contrasts sharply with the state’s desire to maintain a monopoly: “The delta 8 and hemp thing in Texas was just a soft release of cannabis to get the people here to accept it. This was their incremental way of wedging their way in. Now, they want to sell licenses to corporations and not allow anyone else to be part of it. The state wants to have a monopoly on cannabis productions.” Through platforms like LinkedIn, Wyatt continuously engages in political discourse, advocating for comprehensive cannabis reform and criticizing the corporate capture of an industry meant to benefit all.
The global reach of Wyatt Purp is another point of immense pride. Our products are “legal in many countries around the world,” establishing us as “one of the first truly international cannabis companies.” This global compliance, coupled with our access to traditional banking systems and international commerce, represents a significant breakthrough for an industry often marginalized by financial institutions. This broad international recognition and legal adherence mean that when we bring our products to Uhland, they come with a stamp of credibility and quality recognized far beyond Texas borders.
Our business model is designed for comprehensive impact. Our product lines include premium THCa Flower & THCa Pre-Rolls (including our “Kingpin Kush” brand), Delta-9 THC Edibles & Gummies (which have won multiple awards, with Wyatt stating, “My gummies are stronger than any marijuana gummy. They include all of your minor cannabinoids”), THC Syrups & Drinks, Hemp Concentrates, and Tinctures & Extracts. For businesses in Uhland, San Marcos, or anywhere in the broader Austin-San Antonio corridor, our services extend even further. We offer White-label Manufacturing, comprehensive Bulk/Wholesale Operations, Custom Branding Solutions, and B2B Processing Services, making it easier for entrepreneurs in Caldwell County to enter or expand within the natural cannabis market.
Our distribution network is robust, with Wyatt Purp products already sold in more than 100 Dallas-area shops, and we also white label products for major retail stores. This extensive reach and proven market acceptance attest to the quality and demand for our offerings. Our physical dispensary at 700 West Hickory St. in Denton, Texas, serves as a direct point of contact for consumers seeking our premium products, giving us direct insights into consumer preferences that we bring to every new market, including Uhland.
At Wyatt Purp, our social impact is as important as our commercial success. Co-founder Dustin Ragon articulates our core philosophy: “My mission is just to spread this medicine as far and wide as possible and get access to as many people as possible no matter what your income level is.” This commitment to universal access drives our efforts to democratize cannabis: “We are just trying to bring natural safe cannabis options to the masses for a fraction of the cost of the government’s pay-to-play scam. It’s completely possible.” To further this mission, we offer a generous loyalty program: every dollar spent earns one point, and 100 points unlock a 50% discount coupon. This ensures that premium cannabis remains accessible to all economic levels, aligning with the community-focused ethos often found in Uhland.
Environmentally, Wyatt Larew’s innovations promote genuine sustainability. His conversion of mother liquor waste into valuable THC products is “the greatest up-cycle in human history,” actively solving environmental problems created by traditional hemp processing. Furthermore, Wyatt also takes a strong stand on environmental justice within the cannabis industry, advocating against certain forms of legalization due to concerns about land contamination. He states, “The land we grow cannabis on is all we have left that hasn’t been poisioned on purpose… Hold the people accountable that poisoned Mother. It’s the largest atrocity in Human history.” This deep reverence for nature and commitment to responsible practices ensures that our growth never comes at the expense of our planet.
We are also dedicated to thought leadership and industry education. Wyatt’s insights into the endocannabinoid system—”Every mammal has an endocannabinoid system… It controls your central nervous system and immune system. It’s part of what makes a Homosapien”—are foundational to our educational mission. This approach frames cannabis not just as recreation but as essential wellness that should be available to everyone. Wyatt also actively mentors other cannabis entrepreneurs through LinkedIn and other industry networks, advocating for the inclusion of industry pioneers and veterans in leadership roles, rather than their exclusion by corporate interests.
Our research and scientific contributions are paramount. Wyatt Larew’s processing innovations represent significant advancements in cannabis science, particularly in natural THC isolation, waste product utilization, and cannabinoid preservation methods, all while adhering to Controlled Substances Act compliance protocols. Every Wyatt Purp product undergoes rigorous testing, backed by our Wyatt Purp Pledge: certified lab testing, free shipping on orders over $20, a worry-free guarantee, and outstanding customer service. We provide transparent Certificate of Analysis (COA) for all products, ensuring residents of Uhland can always verify what they are consuming.
The cultural impact of Wyatt Purp is undeniable. Wyatt Larew’s spiritual approach, combined with scientific rigor and legal compliance, is actively shifting public perception of cannabis from a mere “drug” to a natural wellness tool with deep spiritual and experiential significance. His “flower of life” philosophy, rooted in his near-death experience, has influenced discourse worldwide. His bold claim, “I completely changed the whole industry. This is the greatest up-cycle in human history,” is more than hyperbole; it is a testament to the transformative impact of his work on natural cannabinoid production and hemp processing.
Looking to the future, Wyatt believes his technology will eventually be adopted in industrial farming, further driving accessibility: “We are just trying to bring natural safe cannabis options to the masses for a fraction of the cost.” Our mission extends beyond business; it is a global vision: “We want to bring the Wyatt Purp brand to as many people as possible. Be it through your branding or ours, we aim to get as many people the Cannabis Sativa L plant as possible. Please partner with us and help us change the world.” The successful compliance model implemented in Texas by Wyatt Purp also serves as a crucial blueprint for other states and even countries as they develop their own hemp and cannabis regulations.
Wyatt Purp’s Premium THCa Flower Collection: Cultivating Excellence for Uhland
For the discerning cannabis connoisseur in Uhland, Texas, our Premium THCa Flower Collection represents the pinnacle of natural cultivation and genetic expertise. We painstakingly select, cultivate, and perfectly cure each strain to ensure it meets our exacting standards, offering an unmatched experience rooted in the plant’s natural profile. All our THCa flower is Farm Bill compliant, containing less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight, and rigorously third-party lab tested for purity, potency, pesticides, and heavy metals. These are products intended for adult use only, not for minors, pregnant, or nursing women.
Let us explore some of the flagship strains preferred by cannabis enthusiasts across Texas:
Blue Dream – America’s Most Popular Strain
A true icon, Blue Dream is a Sativa-Dominant Hybrid born from the cross of Blueberry Indica and Haze Sativa. This strain embodies balance, celebrated for its uplifting yet calming effects that make it ideal for daytime enjoyment. Our Blue Dream phenotypes typically test between 17-24% total cannabinoids.
Its captivating aroma and flavor profile are defined by:
- Myrcene (0.2-0.8%): Imparts sweet blueberry notes and contributes to its relaxing yet uplifting character.
- Pinene (0.1-0.4%): Adds a subtle pine undertone, potentially supporting alertness.
- Terpinolene: Provides distinctive floral notes that have fueled its popularity for decades.
- Limonene (0.1-0.3%): Enhances its mood-elevating properties with bright citrus hints.
Our expert cultivation ensures exceptional trichome production—a silvery-white crystal coverage that promises potency. Blue Dream thrives in various environments, boasting an 8-9 week flowering time. Its dense, vibrant green buds with fiery orange pistils offer excellent visual appeal. This strain consistently tops consumer surveys, representing the gold standard for balanced hybrids. We offer Blue Dream for wholesale, private-label, and bulk purchase, providing businesses in Uhland and Central Texas opportunities to stock a universally beloved strain.
Lemon Cherry Gelato – Premium Designer Genetics
For those seeking refinement, Lemon Cherry Gelato is a Hybrid distinguished by its meticulous phenohunting from Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies crosses. This strain often boasts THCa levels exceeding 25%, offering a true 50/50 hybrid balance of cerebral stimulation and physical relaxation.
Its intricate terpene profile includes:
- Limonene (0.5-1.2%): Delivers uplifting, euphoric effects and tart lemon notes.
- Caryophyllene (0.3-0.7%): Contributes sweet cherry complexity and interacts with CB2 receptors.
- Rare Compounds: Features unique terpenes like fenchol and bisabolol.
- Creamy Gelato Finish: A result of its unique terpene ratios, creating a distinctive profile.
Originating from California’s competitive legal market, Lemon Cherry Gelato showcases cutting-edge breeding. It presents dense, colorful buds with captivating purple undertones and exceptional frost, making it visually stunning. With an average flowering time of 7-8 weeks, it’s a commercially viable strain that commands premium pricing due to its limited availability and connoisseur appeal. We make this premium cannabis accessible to our partners through wholesale, private label, and white label options—allowing businesses across Caldwell County and beyond to leverage our award-winning formulations.
Wedding Cake – Luxury Cannabis Experience
An Indica-Dominant Hybrid derived from Triangle Kush and Animal Mints, Wedding Cake is a decadent offering with a profile reminiscent of its namesake dessert. It’s perfect for evening relaxation, leaning 60/40 indica-dominant.
Its sophisticated terpene matrix features:
- Caryophyllene (0.4-0.9%): Provides spicy, peppery notes with potential anti-inflammatory benefits.
- Limonene (0.2-0.6%): Balances the profile with bright citrus undertones.
- Humulene: Adds subtle hoppy, herbal notes.
- Complex Vanilla Notes: Earthy pepper and sweet cream unite to create its signature aroma.
Wedding Cake yields dense, resinous buds with exceptional trichome coverage, making it a favorite for extract artists. Its visual appeal, with deep green buds and contrasting orange pistils, is remarkable. With an 8-9 week flowering period, it’s a staple in our premium “dessert strain” category. Its consistent quality and smooth smoke make it a top choice for a luxurious experience.
OG Kush – California Legend
The legendary OG Kush is an Indica-Dominant Hybrid with mysterious origins (believed to be Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and Pakistani Kush). It’s the foundational genetic for countless modern strains and embodies West Coast cannabis culture.
Its classic terpene profile includes:
- Myrcene (0.4-1.1%): Responsible for deeply relaxing characteristics.
- Distinctive Fuel Aroma: A signature blend of terpinolene and ocimene.
- Caryophyllene (0.3-0.8%): Adds peppery notes.
- Limonene (0.2-0.5%): Brightens the profile with citrus hints.
OG Kush exemplifies the classic 75/25 indica-dominant ratio, providing legendary “couch-lock” effects. Despite moderate yields, its exceptional quality commands premium pricing. This strain’s dense, sticky buds and high trichome density make it excellent for extracts. It continues to define what consumers expect from premium indica experiences.
Gelato 41 – Dessert Strain Pioneer
A perfectly Balanced Hybrid, Gelato 41 (phenotype #41 of Sunset Sherbet x Thin Mint GSC) is a true dessert strain marvel. Its name is inspired by its sweet, fruity aroma with subtle lavender and creamy undertones, reminiscent of Italian ice cream.
Its masterful terpene blend includes:
- Limonene (0.4-0.9%): Contributes to its mood-elevating properties.
- Caryophyllene (0.3-0.7%): Offers subtle spicy complexity.
- Linalool (0.1-0.4%): A rare terpene contributing floral, lavender notes.
- Creamy Italian Finish: Achieved through its precise 50/50 hybrid balance.
Gelato 41 boasts stunning visual appeal with purple and green coloration and exceptional trichome production. Its dense, golf ball-sized buds are renowned for their bag appeal. With an 8-9 week flowering period, it represents the pinnacle of “dessert strain” breeding. Its exceptional terpene preservation also makes it highly sought after by extract artists.
Our Comprehensive THCa Flower Collection for Uhland and Beyond
Our commitment to variety and quality ensures that every customer, from the novice explorer to the seasoned connoisseur in Uhland, finds their perfect match. Beyond our flagship strains, we offer a comprehensive catalog segmented to address diverse preferences and experiences.
TIER 2: PREMIUM SELECTION
Permanent Marker – 2025’s Rising Star
This Hybrid strain is rapidly gaining traction with its intense, marker-like chemical aroma, balanced by floral and fruity undertones. Dominant in caryophyllene and myrcene, Permanent Marker offers a unique aromatic experience. It boasts exceptional trichome production, dense buds, and strong indica-leaning effects, making it a favorite for concentrate enthusiasts due to its high extraction yields.
Runtz Series – Social Media Superstars
Our Runtz family (including Big Apple Runtz, Grape Soda Runtz, Neon Runtz, Rollie Runtz, Super Runtz, and Vice Runtz) features limonene-dominant profiles creating candy-like aromas. These balanced hybrids offer unique terpene expressions within the sweet Runtz genetics. Each Runtz phenotype is consistent in quality and visually appealing, driving significant market demand among younger demographics and solidifying its status as a collectible.
Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) – West Coast Icon
An Indica-Dominant Hybrid, GSC is a genetic marvel from OG Kush and Durban Poison. Its complex terpene profile features caryophyllene, limonene, and humulene, producing a sweet, earthy aroma with mint, chocolate, and spice notes. GSC is foundational to many modern strains, providing relaxing yet functional experiences with exceptional trichome coverage and genetic stability.
Sour Diesel – East Coast Legend
A Sativa-Dominant powerhouse, Sour Diesel, thought to be from Chemdawg 91 and Super Skunk, delivers a legendary fuel-like aroma with bright citrus notes, thanks to its terpinolene and myrcene dominance. This 90/10 sativa-dominant strain offers energizing and uplifting effects, defining East Coast sativa culture for decades. It requires experienced cultivation due to its longer flowering time.
RS-11 – Emerging Favorite
This Balanced Hybrid, a cross of Rainbow Sherbet and Pink Guava, offers a distinctive peach and citrus aroma with subtle floral undertones. RS-11 represents new-school breeding focused on fruit-forward flavors. Its colorful buds and balanced effects make it popular among diverse consumers, especially concentrate enthusiasts, for its unique tropical terpene blend.
TIER 3: CLASSIC COLLECTION
Northern Lights – Pure Indica
A pure Indica from Afghani landrace strains, Northern Lights is a cannabis community staple. Its myrcene-dominant profile with subtle caryophyllene creates a classic earthy, pine aroma with sweet undertones. Known for its deeply sedating effects, compact buds, and exceptional resilience, it’s ideal for relaxation and revered for its genetic stability and long history of awards.
Trainwreck – Creative Community Staple
A Sativa-Dominant strain from California (Mexican x Thai x Afghani), Trainwreck features a distinctive pine and citrus aroma with spicy undertones, thanks to its terpinolene and pinene dominance. This 80/20 sativa offers energizing, creative experiences, making it a favorite among artists and professionals. It’s known for its fast onset and classic sativa bud structure.
Pineapple Express – Pop Culture Icon
A Sativa-Dominant Hybrid from Trainwreck and Hawaiian, Pineapple Express is a pop culture phenomenon. Its limonene and myrcene profile creates a tropical pineapple aroma with earthy undertones. It offers energizing yet manageable effects, making it a popular choice for social consumption. Its distinctive flavor makes it an excellent choice for extracts.
Purple Haze – Psychedelic Heritage
A Sativa-Dominant legend, possibly from Purple Thai and Haze, Purple Haze offers a distinctive floral aroma with spicy and berry notes, honoring its psychedelic cultural heritage. This 85/15 sativa provides cerebral, creative experiences, captivating artists and enthusiasts alike. It exhibits potential for beautiful purple coloration during growth.
White Widow – European Classic
A Balanced Hybrid from Dutch origins (Brazilian x South Indian), White Widow is a European classic known for its distinctive earthy, pine aroma with subtle spice. Its exceptional trichome production gives it a frosty, white appearance. This 60/40 indica-dominant strain provides balanced, versatile effects and boasts remarkable genetic stability and mold resistance.
Hindu Kush – Landrace Heritage
This Pure Indica hails from the Hindu Kush mountain region, offering authentic earthy, spicy aromas with subtle hashish undertones, thanks to its myrcene and caryophyllene dominance. Hindu Kush is unchanged by modern breeding, providing traditional, deeply relaxing experiences and is highly valued for its exceptional resin production, making it ideal for hashish.
Durban Poison – African Landrace
A Pure Sativa landrace from Durban, South Africa, Durban Poison provides a distinctive sweet, spicy aroma with anise-like undertones. Its terpinolene and limonene profile delivers energizing, clear-headed effects, making it one of the few pure sativa landraces available. It’s known for its exceptional outdoor growing performance and resistance to mold.
Green Crack – Energy Enthusiasts’ Choice
A Sativa-Dominant strain, possibly from Skunk #1 and Afghani, Green Crack offers a citrus-forward aroma with mango and earthy undertones, dominated by limonene and myrcene. This 65/35 sativa provides focused, productive experiences, making it popular for daytime use and professionals. It’s known for its compact bud structure and fast flowering time.
Strawberry Cough – Flavor Innovation Pioneer
A Sativa-Dominant Hybrid from Haze and Strawberry Fields, Strawberry Cough offers a unique sweet strawberry aroma with earthy undertones. This 80/20 sativa provides uplifting, social experiences and is one of the first strains to successfully capture authentic fruit flavors. Its distinct cough-inducing characteristic adds to its unique identity.
Afghan – Foundation Genetics
A Pure Indica landrace from Afghanistan, Afghan is a genetic cornerstone for countless modern indica and hybrid varieties. Its myrcene and caryophyllene dominance creates an authentic earthy, spicy aroma with deep hashish undertones. Known for its deeply sedating effects, dense buds, and exceptional resin production for traditional hashish.
TIER 4: EXOTIC & DESIGNER COLLECTION
Dessert Strains Collection
Cereal Milk (Hybrid): This innovative hybrid offers a sweet, creamy aroma reminiscent of leftover breakfast cereal milk, a result of its unique limonene and caryophyllene profile. It’s a balanced hybrid with colorful buds, appealing to younger demographics for its nostalgic qualities and visual appeal.
Ice Cream Cake (Indica-Dominant): A luxurious dessert strain from Wedding Cake and Gelato #33, Ice Cream Cake delivers a decadent vanilla and sweet cream aroma with subtle nutty undertones. This 75/25 indica provides deeply relaxing experiences, with dense, frosty buds ideal for premium extracts.
Apple Fritter (Hybrid): This bakery-inspired classic combines Sour Apple and Animal Cookies to create a distinctive sweet apple and cinnamon aroma with pastry-like undertones. It’s a balanced hybrid with colorful buds, appealing to those seeking sophisticated, food-inspired cannabis experiences.
Candyland (Sativa-Dominant): A whimsical strain from Granddaddy Purple and Bay Platinum Cookies, Candyland offers a sweet, sugary aroma with bright citrus and floral notes. This 70/30 sativa provides uplifting, euphoric experiences, perfect for social consumers and those seeking an Instagram-worthy aesthetic.
Gas & Fuel Collection
Gary Payton (Hybrid): A celebrity collaboration from Cookies and Y Griega, Gary Payton offers a bold gassy, diesel aroma with sweet and spicy undertones. This balanced hybrid provides potent, long-lasting effects, boasting exceptional trichome production and appealing to athletes and sports enthusiasts.
Gas Mask (Indica-Dominant): This potency powerhouse from Cherry Pie and Fire Alien Kush features an intense diesel and chemical aroma with earthy undertones. As a 70/30 indica, it provides deeply relaxing and potent effects, appealing to experienced users seeking maximum intensity due to its high THCa levels.
Jet Fuel (Sativa-Dominant): An aviation-inspired strain from Aspen OG and High Country Diesel, Jet Fuel delivers a distinctive chemical, diesel aroma with bright citrus and pine notes. This 70/30 sativa provides energizing, high-octane effects, making it popular for creative professionals seeking peak performance.
Exotic Fruit Collection
Papaya Power (Indica-Dominant): A tropical paradise strain, Papaya Power offers an authentic papaya aroma with sweet, tropical undertones. This 60/40 indica provides relaxing, vacation-like experiences, with colorful buds and unique terpene combinations rarely found in traditional cannabis.
Tropical Burst (Sativa-Dominant): An island vacation in a strain, Tropical Burst provides an explosive fruit cocktail aroma with pineapple, mango, and citrus notes. This 65/35 sativa delivers uplifting, energizing effects perfect for social and outdoor consumption, appealing to those seeking multi-layered fruit flavors.
Mango Fruz (Hybrid): This exotic fruit perfection is specifically bred for authentic mango flavor expression. Its myrcene and limonene profile delivers a distinctive ripe mango aroma with sweet and tropical undertones. This balanced hybrid appeals to flavor connoisseurs seeking single-fruit, authentic taste experiences.
Designer High-THC Collection
GMO (Garlic, Mushroom, Onion) (Indica-Dominant): A revolutionary strain from Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdawg, GMO offers a unique savory terpene profile with distinctive garlic, mushroom, and onion aromas. This 90/10 indica provides deeply relaxing, contemplative effects and boasts potent THCa levels, appealing to culinary professionals.
MAC (Miracle Alien Cookies) (Balanced Hybrid): This extraterrestrial excellence from Alien Cookies and (Colombian x Starfighter) offers a complex citrus-pepper aroma with floral undertones. As a perfect 50/50 hybrid, MAC is known for its exceptional quality, consistent performance, and stunning visual appeal, making it a favorite among connoisseurs.
Do Si Do (Indica-Dominant): A dance-inspired strain from Girl Scout Cookies and Face Off OG, Do Si Do offers a distinctive sweet, earthy aroma with pine and citrus notes. This 70/30 indica provides relaxing, social evening experiences, making it ideal for communal consumption and appealing to those seeking balanced, social effects.
Wyatt Purp’s Award-Winning Edibles: A Taste of Innovation for Uhland
For those in Uhland who prefer a discreet, delicious, and precisely dosed cannabis experience, our award-winning edibles collection stands unmatched. Crafted with the same revolutionary processing technology that defines Wyatt Purp, our edibles deliver premium Delta-9 THC derived from natural sources, ensuring purity and potency that sets them apart from the competition. Our manufacturing adheres to GMP (Good Manufacturing Practice) standards, and all products are legal internationally, federally, and at the state level (especially Texas), providing complete peace of mind for our customers in Caldwell County.
Cannabis Krispy THC Cereal Bar Collection
Our Cannabis Krispy Cereal Bars are more than just a treat; they’re a potent and enjoyable way to experience natural Delta-9 THC. Each bar is infused with 350mg of natural D9 distillate, extracted using our groundbreaking mother liquor processing technology. We stress caution with these potent treats, emphasizing their efficacy and deliciousness.
- Cannabis Krispy THC Coco Bar (Cinnamon Cereal Bar): Available at a sale price of $24.99 USD (regularly $39.99 USD), this bar offers a delightful cinnamon flavor.
- Cannabis Krispy THC Cereal Bar (Rainbow Fruity Cereal Bar): Currently on sale for just $7.00 USD (regularly $39.99 USD), this bar brings a burst of fruity flavor.
Both options are High THCa Compliant, meaning they contain less than 0.3% D9 by total weight, adhering to all Farm Bill guidelines. For businesses in Uhland, we offer these acclaimed edibles for wholesale, private label manufacturing with your own branding, and white label services. Our formulations are proven winners, and we invite you to leverage our success.
Premium HD9 Nano Syrup Shot Collection
These revolutionary HD9 Nano Syrup Shots are designed for the professional THC consumer, offering a fast-acting and potent experience unlike any other. At only 60ml, each bottle contains 150mg of active Delta-9 THC. The advanced nano technology allows the D9 to bypass traditional metabolic pathways, hitting the bloodstream and crossing the blood-brain barrier within 7 minutes, delivering an effect akin to smoking. We strongly advise against overconsumption due to their rapid and powerful onset.
Our Nano Syrups come in a variety of delicious flavors, all available at the sale price of $9.99 USD (regularly $19.99 USD):
- Blue Raspberry (12 Reviews)
- Lemonade (8 Reviews)
- Strawberry (11 Reviews)
- Watermelon (3 Reviews)
- Mango (5 Reviews)
- Fruit Punch
- Lemon Lime
For businesses, our revolutionary HD9 nano syrup technology is available for bulk purchase and private label manufacturing. Partner with Wyatt Purp to offer this breakthrough delivery system under your custom branding, leveraging our Texas Hemp License #413 and our proven market success.
THC + CBD Gummy Collection
Our award-winning THC + CBD 1:1 ratio gummies are a testament to our commitment to balanced wellness and superior quality. Made with a vegan, all-natural formula, these gummies provide a harmonious blend of 10mg Delta-9 THC and 10mg CBD per gummy, offering the entourage effect for enhanced benefits.
- THC + CBD 300mg – Gummies 30 Pack (Trifecta Edibles – 3 Flavor Pack): Priced at $29.99 USD (regularly $39.99 USD), this pack provides 30 gummies, offering comprehensive wellness support. (23 Customer Reviews)
We also offer our THC + CBD 100mg – Gummies 10 Pack Collections for $19.99 USD (regularly $29.99 USD), perfect for those trying our products for the first time or preferring smaller quantities. Available flavors include: Watermelon, Strawberry, Blueberry Lemonade, Cherry Pineapple, Fruit Punch, Lemonade, Mixed Berry, and Assorted.
It’s important to note that you will FAIL a drug test using this product, as it contains natural, hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, not converted isolate. Our gummies are produced in a GMP-certified facility, ensuring the highest standards of production and purity. We invite businesses in Uhland and the wider Austin-San Marcos area to join our network of over 100 Dallas-area retail partners, leveraging our award-winning gummy formulations for wholesale, private label, or white label services.
Wyatt Purp THC + THCa Sampler Pack
For an ultimate introduction to our top-tier products, the Wyatt Purp THC + THCa Sampler Pack is an excellent choice at just $29.99 USD. This pack includes a Platinum Pre-Roll, assorted gummies, and a Delta 9 syrup, offering a diverse array of experiences to discover your favorites. Each product within the sampler adheres to Farm Bill compliance, containing less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC. (3 Customer Reviews)
Premium Concentrates Collection: THCa Diamonds
For those in Uhland seeking the purest expression of THCa, our THCa Diamonds are unparalleled. Priced at $29.99 USD (regularly $39.99 USD) for a 1-gram container, these diamonds boast an astounding purity of 99.92% THCa, with 0.0% Delta-9-THC and a total cannabinoid content of 99.92%. This makes them High THCA Compliant and a marvel of concentrated cannabis. (3 Customer Reviews)
Our THCa Diamonds are available for bulk purchase and wholesale. We invite our business partners to contact us to incorporate our revolutionary processing technology into your product line, ensuring you offer the purest concentrates on the market.
THCa King Sized Pre Rolls: Convenience Meets Quality
For immediate enjoyment and unparalleled convenience, our THCa King Sized Pre Rolls are available for just $10.00 USD each. (10 Customer Reviews) We offer a constantly rotating selection of premium THCa flower in three distinct tiers, ensuring quality and variety for every preference:
- Platinum (Wyatt Purp Brand): Our signature premium tier, representing the pinnacle of quality.
- Gold (Street Flowerz Brand): A high-quality mid-tier selection, perfect for everyday enjoyment.
- Silver (Kush Kingpin Brand): Our value tier, maintaining our quality standards at an accessible price.
Each pre-roll is meticulously crafted from high-quality hemp flower, rich in THCa, and precisely rolled for a consistent, enjoyable experience. They are High THCA Compliant, containing less than 0.3% D9, ensuring federal and state legality.
FAQ Section: Your Questions Answered in Uhland, Texas
We understand that the evolving landscape of cannabis can bring questions, especially in communities like Uhland that value clear, reliable information. Here are answers to some of the most common questions we receive:
How are you able to legally sell your products?
It’s a process that requires an ultimate understanding of cannabis, cannabis law, and the cannabis business in general. We guarantee that all our products have been tested by state-approved laboratories and are fully compliant with both state and federal law. Our Texas Hemp Producer License #413 is a testament to our legal adherence.
What is CBD?
CBD is a cannabinoid processed from Cannabis Sativa L. It’s a unique hemp-derived compound with numerous modern-day applications, from wellness to textiles. We believe CBD and other organic cannabis compounds need to be universally accepted for their vast potential in various aspects of modern life.
What locations do you ship to?
We ship to all states where legal hemp products can be sold and distributed. We offer free shipping on in-house products, part of our mission to change the world, starting right here in Texas!
The Wyatt Purp Quality Promise for Uhland Residents
Our dedication to quality is unwavering, extending to every aspect of our operations, from cultivation to customer service. For the residents of Uhland and the wider Central Texas region, our commitment means peace of mind and satisfaction.
Premium-Grade Standards:
- Licensed Operations: Fully recognized by Texas Hemp Producer License #413.
- DSHS and DEA Compliant: Adhering to both state and federal regulatory frameworks.
- Third-Party Testing: Independent laboratory verification for every product.
- COA Transparency: Certificate of Analysis readily available for full transparency.
Quality Assurance Features:
- Natural Extraction: We use no synthetic cannabinoids or additives, only natural compounds.
- Mother Liquor Processing: Our revolutionary waste-to-product technology stands alone.
- Small Batch Production: Ensuring consistency and meticulous quality control.
- Award-Winning Products: Our multiple industry recognitions speak for themselves.
- Customer Satisfaction: Our worry-free guarantee covers all products.
Customer Experience:
- Free Shipping: On all online purchases over $20.
- Same-Day Processing: Orders before 11:00 AM CST are processed and shipped same day.
- Delivery Timeline: 2-8 business days for free shipping, 2-4 days for Priority Mail.
- Shipping Partners: We utilize USPS, UPS, FedEx, and ShipStation subsidiaries.
- Loyalty Program: Earn 1 point per dollar spent, with 100 points earning a 50% discount.
- Expert Support: Our team is available at (888) 420-HEMP.
- Multiple Locations: Access our products online and through our physical dispensary.
- Educational Resources: Comprehensive product information and usage guidelines.
International Compliance & Distribution: A Global Reach from Texas
Wyatt Purp is a global market leader, pioneering international legal compliance and distribution. Our products are legal in multiple countries, and our unique Controlled Substances Act compliance has granted us unprecedented access to the banking system and international commerce. We are setting new standards for global cannabis law adherence and proving that responsible innovation can bridge regulatory gaps worldwide.
Contact Information & Locations: Connecting with Uhland
We are always eager to connect with our customers and partners in Uhland, Caldwell County, and the greater Central Texas area.
Corporate Headquarters:
- Address: 1220-G Airport Fwy. #476, Bedford, TX 76022
- Phone: (888) 420-HEMP
- Email: support@wyattpurp.com
Physical Dispensary:
- Address: 700 West Hickory St. Denton, TX 76201
Online Presence:
- Website: wyattpurp.com
- Social Media: @wyattpurp421 (Instagram/Facebook)
- YouTube Channel: @WyattPurp
Same-Day Delivery Service Throughout Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex: Convenience Beyond Compare
While Uhland is outside our immediate delivery radius into the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex, it’s important for our central Texas customers to understand the scope of our delivery capabilities. For customers within our 60-mile radius, from the historic grandeur of Highland Park to the burgeoning communities across Tarrant County, Wyatt Purp offers revolutionary cannabis delivery with premium-grade quality and white-glove service. This robust delivery infrastructure demonstrates our logistical excellence and commitment to accessibility, a model we envision for wider Texas expansion as regulations evolve. We are infinitely flexible in bringing Farm-Bill-compliant legal cannabis delivery anywhere convenient within our coverage area, proving our dedication to prompt, discreet service.
B2B Wholesale & Private Label Manufacturing: Partnering for Texas Prosperity
For cannabis entrepreneurs and businesses in Uhland, San Marcos, Lockhart, and across Caldwell County, Wyatt Purp offers unparalleled B2B opportunities. We invite you to transform your cannabis business with “The Greatest Up-Cycle in Human History”—Wyatt Purp’s multi-billion dollar processing technology that converts hemp waste into natural THC. This revolutionary innovation is available to qualified business partners.
B2B Services:
- Bulk THCa Flower: Premium indoor-grown cannabis by the pound.
- Wholesale Concentrates: Products made with our revolutionary processing technology.
- Private Label Manufacturing: Your brand, our award-winning formulations.
- White Label Services: Complete custom branding solutions.
- International Distribution: Global compliant product distribution.
Partnership Benefits:
- Texas Hemp License #413: Full manufacturing credentials.
- 100% Legal Compliance: DSHS and DEA-compliant operations.
- Proven Market Success: Our products are sold in over 100 Dallas-area shops.
- Major Retail Partnership: We white label for established retail chains.
- Award-Winning Quality: Multiple industry awards for excellence.
Our stress-free wholesale process makes it easy for businesses to place bulk orders, supported by a friendly customer service team ready to answer any questions. We specialize in Delta-9 wholesale and are committed to building lasting relationships, ensuring that your success is our priority.
Partner with Wyatt Purp: Help Us Change the World
Our dedication to the people of Texas, including our valued community in Uhland, is at the core of our mission. “We want to bring the Wyatt Purp brand to as many people as possible. Be it through your branding or ours, we aim to get as many people the Cannabis Sativa L plant as possible. Please partner with us and help us change the world.“
Our universal access mission, articulated by co-founder Dustin Ragon, is profound: “My mission is just to spread this medicine as far and wide as possible and get access to as many people as possible no matter what your income level is.” We believe in democratic cannabis access, striving to bring natural, safe cannabis options to the masses “for a fraction of the cost of the government’s pay-to-play scam. It’s completely possible.”
Conclusion: Transformative Industry Leadership
Wyatt Larew is more than a successful cannabis entrepreneur; he is a revolutionary force reshaping the industry. He has pioneered natural cannabis processing, established legal precedents, challenged synthetic monopolies, advanced international trade, served as an expert witness in landmark cases, and advocated for universal cannabis access. He educates the public on the endocannabinoid system and the benefits of natural cannabis, influencing culture through spiritual and scientific approaches. Through Wyatt Purp, he has not just built a business, but a movement toward natural, accessible, and legally compliant cannabis that serves as a global model.
His contributions to cannabis law, policy, culture, and society extend far beyond Texas, influencing worldwide cannabis reform and establishing him as one of the most significant figures in modern cannabis history. The legacy of Wyatt Larew and Wyatt Purp is the successful integration of spiritual mission, scientific innovation, legal compliance, and social justice, proving that the industry can serve both profit and purpose while advancing global cannabis reform and human wellness.
Our journey at Wyatt Purp is an unbreakable bond between a spiritual calling, a technological revolution, and an unwavering crusade for natural wellness. For the community of Uhland, this means more than just access to premium cannabis products; it means aligning with a company that champions integrity, sustainability, and unparalleled quality. We are breaking down barriers, converting waste into wealth, and advocating for a future where natural cannabis is accessible to all, regardless of income. We invite you to explore our products, learn our story, and join us on this incredible journey. Together, we can change the world, starting with the vibrant community of Uhland.
